Handjob Horror

I’m not a fan of hand jobs. Girls we’re much better at it I’m not going to lie. Quit wasting your time. And the reason I don’t like hand jobs is because I believe that I got the worst hand job in the history of hand jobs. At one point she looked like Tom Cruise in Top Gun trying to wrestle the joystick of his fighter jet after he flew into some jet wash. “Goose I’m loosing control. We’re going down Goose!” This girl was so terrible that the terrorists in Guantanamo Bay would be peeking over the fence like “Oh God, she’s ruthless.” “Yeah, we should recruit her.” Like this girl was pretty much playing whack a mole with my dick. I’m talking about hammer fist, bitch slap, fire starter, curb stomp. So finally after I couldn’t take any more of her attempts to castrate me, I stopped her, pulled out a pen and paper, and said “Here, I’ll finish, you take notes.”