Animal Dick

I was watching a food special on the Travel Channel the other day. Other countries have weird delicacies, you ever notice that? Like there is this one country in South America that considers llama penis a delicacy. I would never eat that, and it’s not that I’m against trying new things, it’s just that I’m scared of it. Like what if I end up loving the taste of llama penis? Like so much that I want to have it all the time. Can you imagine the awkward dinners? Take out your girl to a nice restraint, waiters like “What can I get for you?” “Um I’ll have the llama penis, uncircumcised, done medium well. Hey where are you going? You’re breaking up with me?”