Fat Dirty Girl

So I know this girl and she's fuckin dirty. And not like you need a bath dirty, I'm talking that the people at the testing center know her by name dirty. So she's been putting on weight recently and the other day I saw her crying. So being the compassionate person I am I went over to see why she sounded like a beached whale. So I'm like "hey shampoo what's wrong" "what?" "nothing what's wrong with you?" she's like "I'm getting so fat and I don't know why I keep trying to lose weight and nothing is working. I don't know what's wrong with me" "I do." "What?" "You mean you don't know? The reason why you are getting so fat is because semen is FULL of calories.” She’s like “really?” “Oh god yes. Semen is one of the worst things a person can possibly ingest. It’s the leading cause of bad breath, yellow teeth, cancer, hair loss, and much more. Keep goin down bust-down boulevard and you’ll look like Jay Leno in a matter of weeks. (Shhhhh) Now that girl is a lesbian.