Assholes are like hockey rinks



So I play hockey, real fun sport but the rink my team plays at is a complete shithole. Like we go to other rinks and are like whoa dude look they have bleachers here! And look the zambonie actually works! And this roof doesn't leak at all. But anyway, lately they've been trying to spruce our rink up. They new vending machines, some decorations for the holidays, most of them are crayon drawings from the employee’s refrigerators you know trying to make it look nice. But to me it's like you can clean an asshole, but it's still an asshole. It's dirty either way.